– So, we’re in the tunnel?
– Yes. Why, you didn’t think we were in the tunnel?
– Well, I thought maybe we were looking at the tunnel, but that we could still see other ways around the tunnel.
– Well, we don’t have to be in the tunnel if you don’t want to be in the tunnel. We can turn around.
– No, it’s fine, I just didn’t know we were in the tunnel. Wait, so I’m a pirate?
– A lady pirate, yes.
– A lady pirate? Because there’s a river in the tunnel?
– Yes.
– But no boat?
– I have hip waders.
– You have hip waders?
– Yes. And I can catch fish in a hip-wader net to feed us.
– And the horse?
– The horse is on the other side.
– In April.
– Yes, in April.
– So, you won’t let me bring a lantern or any maps, but you get hip waders and a horse is pulling you on water skis?
– Yes.
– Okay, so what are we really talking about? What are you saying about our relationship?
– What?
– I thought we were talking about a tunnel because we were too chickenshit to talk about what’s really going on.
– Oh. I thought we were talking about a tunnel.
