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am·bi·gu·i·ty     P   Pronunciation Key  ( m b -gy -t )
n. pl. am·bi·gu·i·ties

1. Doubtfulness or uncertainty as regards interpretation: “leading a life of alleged moral ambiguity” (Anatole Broyard).
2. Something of doubtful meaning: a poem full of ambiguities.
3. The reason you piss me off so much.